It’s like I have fallen onto this world without knowing how or why. Now I wonder what’s going on, what should I do.
There are these strange creatures called ‘humans’ who live here. I find their behavior baffling but fascinating.
They seem to be actively destroying the planet, the environment that keeps them alive.
They have these weird things called elections. Where they choose whatever clown they want to govern them.
They worship a strange pantheon of gods. Like, dollar, pound, yen and others, each of which has their own sign. These gods can be found almost over the planet, so their power is almost total.
They seem to care a great deal about what other people think whilst neglecting their own lives.
They have this ritual called ‘work’. Where they spend the vast majority of their time behaving in a way that is contrary to their happiness.
So much of the normal stuff they do seems bizarre. And much of the bizarre stuff seems normal.
It’s as if they really are a different species. Though I have to say some of the female human ones do look rather nice.
Can we stop this planet?
The more and more I witness the more I am convinced I am from offworld.
I want to get of. I’ll hitchhike my way home.
If you are from offworld please inform me of any strange human behaviour patterns that you have witnessed.
Also you are from my homeworld could you please make contact and tell me where our spaceship is parked.
This is unit known as Richard signing of for now. I will report more as I learn of it.